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From the 2nd Grade Mustache Wearing Girl
Student: I don’t know why but everyday i am thinking about chocolate fountains and Golden Corrals.
2nd Grade Story
“Once upon a time there was a young and handsome man named Connor and a charming friend named Evan. They were at the George Mason park and Connor was wearing his fabulous boots and a kid came up ad said “nice girl boots.” Awesome Evan came up and kicked him in the shin and then he chased us. If Evan wasn’t there I would be ashamed of myself.”
This is written in response to: Think of a person who matters to you and one small moment you remember about them. Write a story about that moment.
Girls rule. Boys rule less. #secondgrade
Celebrities
Student: My biggest fear is a prom girl without makeup. You know, like a celebrity without makeup that looks so scary?
Cotton Pillows at Grandmas
Student: When i go to my nanna’s house I do jobs for her and she always gives me 1 or 2 dollars and I always buy cotton balls with it. When I have enough I will sew them together to make a pillow.
Hamsters + Amersterdam
Student 1: Amsterdam is a city.
Student 2: You mean hamsterdam?
Student 1: No I mean Amsterdam.
Student 2: My mom never corrects me! I always thought it was hamsterdam!
2nd Grade Marriage Advice
Student: You do NOT want to marry your friend….well, maybe you do. You definitely don’t want to marry your cousin. Then your kids might have 1 eye.
